The Great Race Around The Galaxly

"Stop!, you crazy machine, stop!!!," Zelda shreiked. Her UFO dived into a building, having a mind of its own. It screeched to a halt and died down, stopping all controls. "How am I going to win the race now, Elppa sure to beat me," Zelda angrily mumbled, kicking the UFO hard, her toe swelling with pain. I got ready to send a message to Bop and say that I'm stuck and I will forfeit the race when I caught a glimpse of yahoo's walking and carring bags. My curiosity took over me and I slipped behind a pot plant and listened. " Rachel, come and look at what I brought," a yahoo said.
"What," said this yahoo apparently called Rachel.
Look at this fab pink paperclip I have, its for my collection," yahoo said quickly. Paperclip, paperclip? It ringed in my ears. I want it, I want the pink paperclip. I made a grab for it, not caring that I'm reavling my ugly slimy body to these bunch of yahoo's. "Aaarrrgghh!," yelled a yahoo. " a alien, an alien stole my paperclip!!,". I cluched the clip hard, hurting my hands. Suddenly, the world dissappered and the yahoo's shreiks were fading to nothing.

"Yay!!! Woohoo!!You done it girly, you won the Great Race Around The Galaxly!!!," a crazy goon yelled hoarsly. the creature in my chest roared with triumph, an europhic feeling flowing inside me. I lifted the trophy with pride and wore my spectacles with joy while basking all the glory the galaxly gave me. So everytime I put my spectacles on, I remember the great race and finally beating Elppa.